singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
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singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

abigaildonaldson:

The poor models at Louis Vuitton.

Update (07/11/14): This blew up and there were a lot of comments on the post and people messaging me to ask what happened. Since I’m not a runway model, I decided to ask one. I asked Kayley Chabot (whose résumé includes more than 100 shows in the four fashion capitals) if she had ever had to deal with uncomfortable shoes during fashion month, and here’s what she told me:

"The shoes are undoubtedly the worst part of fashion month. I’ve gone down the runway as my feet have been bleeding and torn apart from ridiculously small shoes. Almost every show I’ve ever done, the shoes have been much too small, either cutting off circulation and molding your foot to the shoe, or blisters and blood everywhere. Generally at the end of fashion month, I don’t recognize my own feet. They’re covered in blisters, cuts, everything. So yes, all of our feet look like that by the end of the month! (If a girl’s eyes look rather glossy during a show, she’s probably holding back tears.)”

So there you have it. Runway modeling may seem like a walk in the park, but it sounds like it can be a pretty excruciating, blister-filled walk.

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He did ask me if I come here often.
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He did ask me if I come here often.

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10 Foods Should You Never Feed Your Pet?

foodaddictofficial:

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Macadamia Nuts

If your pup is looking to get into your cookies, you best be sure there are no macadamia nuts in sight. Especially for dogs, ingesting these foods can cause a reaction known as macadamia nut toxicosis. Symptoms of the sickness include dizziness and vomiting, but there are…

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iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

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girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery
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girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

(Source: antiocial)

You’re the reason I’ve had to wash my blanket three times this week. Now you’re making me wash my perfectly clean towels too?
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You’re the reason I’ve had to wash my blanket three times this week. Now you’re making me wash my perfectly clean towels too?

plays

Ticklish tongue.

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"Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat I love you. Yes, I doooo." Except when you step on my boobs. At that point you can gtfo.
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"Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat I love you. Yes, I doooo." Except when you step on my boobs. At that point you can gtfo.

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
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jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

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Miss Not Your Little Helper doing what she does best.
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Miss Not Your Little Helper doing what she does best.

helenofdestroy:

Grüner See (Green Lake) is a lake in Styria, AustriaIn the winter you’ll find crisp, tranquil grasslands and lake that is only about 3 to 6 feet deep.  However, during the spring, when the temperature rises and the snow melts, the basin of land below the mountains fills with water. The lake reaches its maximum depth of around 40 feet from mid-May to June and is claimed to look the most beautiful at this time.